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12.06.2025 01:22

Unacceptable again!
No way
Hysterias & Posteriors
Then came..
Just Forget it!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
NASA’s Webb Rounds Out Picture of Sombrero Galaxy’s Disk - NASA Science (.gov)
Everyone loved it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Loons and Moons
Freaks and Cheeks
Next, they tried...
Why do men like to suck another man’s dick?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Nuts and Butts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
What are "the new net zero jobs of tomorrow" that SNP's Stephen Flynn says his party would create?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Catatonics & High Colonics
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
share office space ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No, not a chance
SpaceX launches 500th orbital Falcon rocket on 15th anniversary of the Falcon 9 - Spaceflight Now
Still no good.
Minds and Behinds
Another attempt resulted in ...
Debunking 5 myths about when your devices get wet - The Conversation
—
So they tried
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Ryan Blaney hits right notes in Nashville, lands first Cup Series win of season - NASCAR.com
Thumbs down again.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
All the ways Apple TV boxes do—and mostly don’t—track you - Ars Technica
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No go.
Should women be allowed in “combat roles” within the military?