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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 01:22

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Unacceptable again!

No way

Hysterias & Posteriors

Father who killed 3 daughters was 'active dad' but the 'system failed' him, ex-wife's attorney says - ABC News

Then came..

Just Forget it!

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

If you’re an atheist, what would be your motive in spreading atheism, and why would you care what others believe?

Still no good

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

NASA’s Webb Rounds Out Picture of Sombrero Galaxy’s Disk - NASA Science (.gov)

Everyone loved it.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Is Pampano safe to eat?

Loons and Moons

Freaks and Cheeks

Next, they tried...

Why do men like to suck another man’s dick?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Nuts and Butts

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

What are "the new net zero jobs of tomorrow" that SNP's Stephen Flynn says his party would create?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Catatonics & High Colonics

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Airlines Scrubbed Cheap Fares After Getting Caught Charging Solo Travelers More—But Prices Won’t Stay High - View from the Wing

share office space ...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No, not a chance

SpaceX launches 500th orbital Falcon rocket on 15th anniversary of the Falcon 9 - Spaceflight Now

Still no good.

Minds and Behinds

Another attempt resulted in ...

Debunking 5 myths about when your devices get wet - The Conversation

So they tried

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Ryan Blaney hits right notes in Nashville, lands first Cup Series win of season - NASCAR.com

Thumbs down again.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

All the ways Apple TV boxes do—and mostly don’t—track you - Ars Technica

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No go.

Should women be allowed in “combat roles” within the military?